ESPN Game Changer Universal Remote Control – 2 Pack - $7.99ESPN Game Changer Universal Remote Control – 2 Pack

Aw man, this remote controls everything!

Which makes this second one redundant, I guess.

Yeah I’ve been really looking for a way to keep myself completely inundated with sports news lately, so I snagged this ESPN 4-Device Universal Remote 2 Pack. It’s been exactly what I needed to avoid all the strain of day-to-day living. I don’t pay bills, I don’t open my mail, I just plop down on the couch, open another can of nacho cheez dip, and get to watching.

I mean, it’s not just sports, either. I can control my DVR, DVD player, TV, basically any four devices I have running. And with these three ESPN channel buttons I never have to glance at a TV Guide again to find my sports fix. So, really, this other one is just kind of taking up space.

No, you can’t have it. Because I paid for it. I think it’ll just be my failsafe or something, in case the two AAA batteries, which were not included, wear out.

I can’t tell you how excited I am to catch all the NHL, Soccer, and MMA highlights. Not to mention all the women’s sports! WNBA, Women’s College Basketball, Field Hockey, Volleyball, I’m sure one of these buttons is for the ESPN channel dedicated to all that stuff!

Warranty: 1 Year North American Licensing

Features:

• Remotely operate up to four home entertainment devices
• Easy-to-use keys for instant control of DVD and PVR (or DVR) components
• Allows you to consolidate your original home entertainment remote controls into one easy-to-use product
• Three dedicated ESPN channel buttons, ESPN, ESPN2, and ESPNU
• Direct code setup for easy device programming
• Step-and-Set code search and Code Verification for an alternate way to program devices
• Operates on 2 AAA alkaline batteries (Not Included)

Additional Photos:

• ESPN 4-Device Universal Remote – 2 Pack
• ESPN, ESPN U, and ESPN 2 Buttons
• Packaging

Key Chart:

• LED (red light) blinks, the remote control is working and (after programming) is sending signals
• VCR/PVR,DVD,CBL/SAT, or TV once to select a desired home entertainment device to control
• ESPN, ESPNU, ESPN2 program the ESPN channels (or another favorite channel)
• POWER once to turn on or off the selected device.
• Keypad (1 ~ 9 and 0) to directly select channels (e.g., 009 or 031)
• TV/VID to switch the TV’s input to view TV or video programs
• ENTER once after entering the channel numbers on some TVs
• GUIDE to display your selected device’s program guide or setup menu
• EXIT to exit fromyour selected device’s guide or menu
• INFO to display the current channel and program or on-screen directory
• Cursor Keys to move the cursor in the program guide and menu screens
• SELECT (OK) to choose options from your selected device’s menu or guide
• SUBTITLE once to display (or turn off) subtitles or closed captions, if available on your DVD player or cable/satellite service
• SLEEP to set the sleep timer on a selected device if equipped with this feature
• CH Up (or CH Down) to select the next higher (or lower) channel
• PREV returns device to the previously selected channel
• MUTE once to turn the sound off or on
• VOL Up (or VOL Down) to raise (or lower) the sound volume
• REW,PLAY, FWD,PAUSE,or STOP to control your VCR, PVR (or DVR), or DVD player
• REC record a VCR or PVR (or DVR) program
• SKIP F. or SKIP R to view the next or previous chapter on a DVD
• PIP to switch the Picture-In-Picture on or off (if available on your TV or cable service)
• SWAP to switch images and sound between the main and window pictures (if available on your TV or cable service)
• FREEZE to hold the current image still on the screen. Press again to resume the action

In the box:

• 2 North American Licensing Game Changer ESPN 4-Device Universal Remotes
• 2 User Guides

Rose Bush in White Ceramic Pot with Chocolate KissesRose Bush in White Ceramic Pot with Chocolate Kisses

It Was Either This Or One Of Those Roses They Sell At The Gas Station

My beloved lady-love: I have lovingly created for you a gift made of pure love, to symbolize my love for you. (Note: gift actually includes some non-love ingredients, too.)

First, eternal love of mine, I reached deep into the love-garden in my heart and plucked forth not just a rose, but a rose bush. A 12” tall rose bush, watered and nourished on my everlasting devotion to you. Now that it’s out, you should probably give it actual water and plant food. But do it with love, my love, or else my heart shall die.

Then I scooped up the love-clay of my heart and crafted a 4.5” tall, 4.5” diameter ceramic pot, as a loving home for the aforementioned rose bush. I worked this planter on the potters’ wheel of undying passion that spins evermore in my, you guessed it, heart. Your presence was with me all along, the phantom fingers of your love entwining with my own normal fingers, united in the love of loving and being loved. It was at least four times hotter than that scene in Ghost.

You’ll notice I made the pot white, which is tied for the third-most loving color (behind red and pink, tied with purple). Had I made it red or pink, it would have imploded from sheer love pressure. Passions such as ours are dangerous, loverlady of my love heart.

Finally, to complete this token of my limitless love for you, I threw in some chocolates, because what the hell, why not? Also, they symbolize the sweetness I found behind the foil wrapper around your loving heart, or something. You see what I’m getting at, my love, for our love is stronger than any contrived metaphor.

Thus, dearest love of my passion, did I craft for you this loving gift, dripping with pure unbridled adoration. It is the only one of its kind in existence, just as our love is singular, unmatched, unique.

Just don’t look at the credit card statement next month, OK, lover?

Warranty: 7 Day Guarantee

Features:

• Farm fresh parade mini red rose plant with Chocolate kisses
• Guaranteed to be delivered before Valentines day
• Approximately 12” tall rose bush
• 4 1/2” tall, 4 1/2” diameter ceramic white pot

Chocolate Kisses:

• Total Calories 230
• Calories from Fat 120
• Total Fat 13g 20%
• Saturated Fat 8g 40%
• Cholesterol 10mg 3%
• Sodium 35mg 1%
• Total Carbohydrate 24g 8%
• Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
• Sugars 21g
• Protein 3g
• Vitamin A 0%
• Vitamin C 0%
• Calcium 8%
• Iron 2%

In the box:

• Red Rose Plant in a Ceramic Pot
• 10 Chocolate Kisses in a Red Plastic Heart-Shaped Package
• Care Instructions

Sandisk Sansa Clip 8GB MP3 PlayerSandisk Sansa Clip 8GB MP3 Player

The Average Internet User

The Who? Really? Because all I see up there are two old guys with a backup band.

I mean, I understand wanting to keep rocking until you drop, you know, but let’s not call a six inch sub a footlong. Maybe I’d forgive The Roger Daltrey Experience Featuring Pete Townsend or Towny And Daltrey or even The Whom. And that last one, you could make some money with a band like that. But don’t keep on ruining a great legacy, guys. You’re so not what you used to be.

And, I’ll tell you right now, there’s no way I’m going to watch The Who when it’s just half of the band. For that whole halftime, I’ll be using my Sandisk Sansa Clip Black 8GB MP3 Player to listen to something else. Maybe I’ll pop in a short audiobook, or Audible file. Maybe I’ll listen to a few MP3s or WMAs. Maybe I’ll switch over to the FM Radio and see what Garrison Keillor has to say about the game, or maybe I’ll use the built-in microphone to record a few thoughts of my own about how the game’s been going.

But, really, The Who? No way am I listening to that. As far as I’m concerned, the second they lost John Bonham and Noel Redding, they lost all credibility with me.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• Tiny Wearable MP3 Player with 8GB of storage space
• 1” LCD screen with 4 line display
• 15 hours of playback with internal rechargeable battery
• FM Tuner with 40 Presets
• Voice recording with built-in microphone
• Works with most subscription based music services
• Supports MP3, WMA, Secure WMA, WAV, and Audible file playback
• Play modes: shuffle (track; all), repeat
• Drag and drop file transfer
• Equalizer modes: Rock, Pop, Jazz, Classical, and Custom.
• Dimensions: 2.17” x 1.35” x .65”
• Weight: .92oz

System Requirements:

• Windows 7
• Windows XP SP2
• Windows Vista
• Windows Media Player 10 or 11
• High-Speed USB 2.0 port required for hi-speed transfer

In the box:

• Sandisk Sansa Clip 8GB MP3 Player
• USB Cable
• Headphones

iHome 8 Button Programmable Wireless Laser Mouse ProiHome 8 Button Programmable Wireless Laser Mouse Pro

To think, I could be sitting here with a stack of cool stuff brought to me in tribute by the product sellers. “For you, O Great Olympian Stallion of Copywriting Sass And Wit! We bring to you this day fifteen iPads wrapped in bacon on a platter full of our finest meats and cheeses brought to you by one hundred Roombas in exchange for your favor towards our humble iHome 8 Button Wireless Laser Mouse Pro with two programmable buttons and 1600 dpi. If our treasures please you, O Mighty And Wise Master Of Words, do speak of our 2.4 GHz frequency wireless mouse with simple plug-n-play mini-USB reciever and five quick launch media buttons in a kind and wonderous light. Many more wonders will we deliver to your door for your services in highlighting our Windows compatible mice, capable of horizontal and vertical scrolling and available in either Red or Blue, Scribe Of Light And Joy!”

But noooOOOooo. No free stuff for the Woot guys. Just sell, sell, sell like a good little Screaming Monkey. And I’m not even going to begin to go into what I had to do just to get one of those little guys. The short version involves a lot of begging and tears, though.

Warranty: 1 Year iHome

Features:

• 2.4 GHz frequency wireless mouse provides up to 30ft of range with out interference
• Plug-n-play, no syncing needed. Mini USB receiver syncs the mouse with your computer
• 5 Quick launch media buttons, switch between media mode and computer mode
• Horizontal and vertical scrolling allows you to navigate though web pages and documents top to bottom or side to side
• Low battery indicator, warns you it’s time to replace the batteries
• 1600 DPI sensitivity, convient DPI button allows you to change the DPI on the fly

Quick Launch Media Mode Controls:

• Launch media player
• Play/Pause
• Volume Up/Down and Mute
• Change Track

Quick Launch Computer Mode Controls:

• Zoom in/out
• Page Foward/Back

Additional Photos:

• Extra Buttons
• Red Mouse
• Red Mouse Box
• Blue Mouse
• Blue Mouse Box

System Compatiblity:

• Windows 2000
• Windows XP
• Windows Vista
• Windows Windows 7

In the box:

• iHome Wireless Laser Mouse Pro (Choose Red OR Blue)
• Mini USB Receiver
• 2 AA DURACELL® Batteries
• Installation CD
• User Manual

Bushnell ONIX 350 Color Handheld GPS with Georeferenced MapsBushnell ONIX 350 Color Handheld GPS with Georeferenced Maps

Into the Woods

Personally, I’m tired of condescending Luddites.

“Look at you, with your fancy GPS-a-ma-bob!” you cackle. “Whatever happened to a good old-fashioned map, eh?”

I’ll tell you what happened to it, gramps. It disintegrated in the Spring thaw, still clutched in the dessicated hand of the hiker who died of exposure in December trying to figure out which way to turn it.

When it comes to outdoor gear, this brand of technophobia comes almost exclusively from comfortable indoor-enthusiast types who haven’t slept outside in decades, if ever. (We’re talking about overnights here. Accidentally dozing off in a lawn chair doesn’t count.)

Look, I’m all for the old-fashioned ways. I take a map with me almost every time I step off the paved parts of this world. What’s more, I know how to read it. I’ve usually even gone over it ahead of time. Good for me. Good for cartography. Good for printing on wood pulp.

But that doesn’t mean I have to look down my nose with disdain at new tools that come along. Particularly if they’re as sweet as Bushnell’s ONIX 350 GPS. It uses georeferenced satellite images, meaning that when I download a satellite photo to it, that photo is instantly georeferenced to the sat network for navigation. It adjusts for my heading and location and gives me an accurate picture of the terrain. It’s got a Wide Area Augmentation Systems (WAAS) enabled receiver, giving me accuracy up to just three meters 95% of the time. Plus it’s encased in rugged rubber armor like the latex-bondage-era Batman.

That thing might save my life someday. And I’ve got to take guff about it from some geezer who doesn’t trust newfangled gadgets because he can’t figure out how to retrieve his voicemail?

In fact, my Bushnell ONIX 350 could very well be the device that allowed us to have this friendly argument over a nice hot dinner at home. Let’s say you’d accompanied me on my Sunday hike this weekend. Let’s say we’d suffered some misfortune. Let’s say we hadn’t brought my ONIX along.

Why, right about now, instead of trying to convince me how useless technology is and how helpless it makes people who rely on it, you’d be trying to convince me the taboo against eating human flesh applies even in desperate, survival-stakes situations.

Mmm, survival steaks.

Warranty: 1 Year Bushnell

Features:

• Extra-large 3.5” full color LCD with 320×240 resolution
• Downloads and displays georeferenced satellite photography
• Georeferenced satellite images, give you an accurate portrayal of relative distance when viewing your position in relation to waypoints and visible landmarks
• TruView Navigation exclusive screen layering, referencing the landmarks around you to those on your LCD, you can explore new territory with the competence of someone who’s trekked the land for years
• Runs continuously for up to 30 hours (depending on model) on one set of batteries. SafeTrack puts the display to “sleep” to save power while maintaining satellite connection behind the scenes
• Bushnell-exclusive screen-layering, layer a satellite photo, or a topographic map, and all navigational aids in perfect harmony on a single screen. Even use it to view your trail. No more switching back and forth from map to compass. Layer your compass right on top of your map
• Topographic Maps, shows the grade and elevation data for a certain part of the earth, in addition to other physical and manmade features
• Wide Area Augmentation Systems. This is a network of satellites and ground stations providing GPS signal connections that enhance accuracy, WAAS-enabled receiver is accurate to 3 meters 95% of the time
• Solunar Edge Technology, provides you with the ability to determine the absolute best predictor of animal and fish activity
• SiRF Star III 20channel GPS receiver
• Self calibrating 3-axis digital compass
• Embedded 512MB micro SD card
• Elevation profiles
• Barometric Pressure & Temperature Sensors
• Rugged rubber armor
• Waterproof (IPX7 rated)

Additional Photos:

• Bushnell ONIX 350 GPS
• Profile View
• Retail Box

Specifications:

• Number of Waypoints: 1,000
• Number of Routes/Trails: 50
• User Memory: 512 MB, expandable
• Battery Life (SafeTrack): 32 hours
• Display Size (Inches): 3.5 diagonal
• Display Type: Full Color LCD
• Pixels (H x W): 320×240
• GPS Chipset: SiRF Star III
• USB Connection: Yes
• Unit Weight: 9 oz.
• Audible Alarms: Yes
• Waterproof Standard: IPX7
• Unit Size (Inches): 6.9×3.1×1.7
• Backlit Display Modes: Yes
• WAAS Capability: Yes
• Waypoint Icons: User Profile

In the box:

• Bushnell ONIX 350 GPS
• A/C Charger
• USB Cable
• Rechargeable Battery
• 512mb MicroSD Card
• Lanyard

Polaroid 10MP Digital Camera w/ 3″ TouchscreenPolaroid 10MP Digital Camera w/ 3″ Touchscreen

Not Recommended For Professional Celebrity Photographers

You were at the mall / I p-picked you out / Got three flash modes, it’s true / Need that picture of you / It’s so magical, in ten megapixels

Apron and polo shirt
So glamorous
You looked so fine
At Orange Julius, what time you get off?
Before you tell me to get lost
You should know that, baby, I

See, I bought this cam, I’ll give it to you if you love me
Pola, Polaroid, see?
Baby, it’s a name you know, though it ain’t what it used to be
Pola, Polaroid, see?
Don’t wanna be my valentine?
Maybe this camera will change your mind
Baby, you can navigate your photos on the touchscreen
Pola, Polaroid, see?

I’ll be that guy
Hanging around the food court
Over by Auntie Anne’s
And the jellybean stand, that’s my home from home
That table by the bathrooms

This camera is red
But your eyes won’t be
Shoots video with audio
30 different scene modes, don’t worry about the price
I got it from some cheapo web site
I’m unemployed but, baby, I

See, I bought this cam, I’ll give it to you if you love me
Pola, Polaroid, see?
Baby, it’s a name you know, though it ain’t what it used to be
Pola, Polaroid, see?
Don’t wanna be my valentine?
Maybe this camera will change your mind
Baby, you can navigate your photos on the touchscreen
Pola, Polaroid, see?

Real good, did I mention ten megapixels?
Snap snap, we’re 3x zooming optical
Not bad for free, huh?
It’s plastic but it can still be fun

See, I bought this cam, I’ll give it to you if you love me
Pola, Polaroid, see?
Baby, it’s a name you know, though it ain’t what it used to be
Pola, Polaroid, see?
Don’t wanna be my valentine?
Maybe this camera will change your mind
Baby, there’s no reason to call mall security
Pola, Polaroid, see?

Warranty: One Year Polaroid

Features:

• Still image compression in JPEG (EXIF 2.2)
• Takes video clips with audio
• SD/SDHC compatible for expanded memory
• 30 different scene modes including panoramic
• Slide show mode allows you to view all your photos on the camera screen
• Off/auto/fill flash
• Auto white balance settings
• Touchscreen navigation
• Photo editing and finger painting with touchscreen
• Anti-shake image stabilization
• Face tracking for perfect faces in your pictures
• Smile and blink detection
• In-camera red-eye removal
• Electronic self-timer
• PictBridge compatible
• PC & Mac compatible

Specifications

• 10.0 megapixel resolution
• 3.0” bright color touchscreen LCD for previewing images before you shoot
• 3x optical zoom
• 4x digital zoom
• ISO rating: Auto, 64, 100, 200, 400, 800, 1000, 1600, 3200
• CIPA rating: approximately 180 shots per full battery charge
• 32MB built-in storage

In the box:

• T1035S 10MP Digital Camera
• Wrist strap
• Li-ion rechargeable battery
• Battery charger
• USB cable

Philips 1080p 42” LCD HDTVPhilips 1080p 42” LCD HDTV

Come on in, guys! You’re just in time!

The big game is about to start!

No. Why would I say “Who dat?” That’s not even English. No, I said, “Who is that?” I’ve never heard of him. Is he in the Sporting category? I don’t follow the Sporting Breeds much. I’m more a Toy and Working Breed kinda guy.

Are you kidding? No, man. I just ordered this refurbished Philips 42” 1080p HDTV; there’s no way it would’ve gotten here in time for the big game! Look, it’s on now!

Oh man, there he is: Try Try Again. There isn’t a Bernese Mountain Dog alive that can take him down. Look at that coat! So black and luxurious. I’m telling you, this Widescreen aspect ratio and 29000:1 dynamic screen contrast makes it feel like you’re there!

Earlier I hooked up my USB drive and watched the stills from last year’s show as a slideshow. Then, while I was making these delicious finger sandwiches you’ve yet to compliment me on, I was listening to some mp3s of past shows’ color commentary.

Not a February goes by that I don’t get Westminster Kennel Club fever!

Warranty: 90 Day P&F

Features:

• Full HD LCD display, with a 1920×1080p resolution
• Pixel Plus HD for better details, depth and clarity
• Dolby Digital output for connection to a home theatre system
• Virtual Surround Sound for enhanced sound
• 2×10W RMS audio power
• Enjoy photo and music playback via USB
• 3 HDMI inputs with Easylink for a full HD connection
• Settings assistant for effortless personalized TV settings
• ATSC & QAM tuner receives over the air and unscrambled cable

Picture/Display:

• Aspect ratio: Widescreen
• Brightness: 500 cd/m²
• Dynamic screen contrast: 29000:1
• Response time (typical): 6.5 ms
• Viewing angle: 176º (H) / 176º (V)
• Diagonal screen size: 42 inch / 107 cm
• Visible screen diagonal (inch): 42.02 inch
• Panel resolution: 1920×1080p
• Picture enhancement: Pixel Plus HD, 3/2 – 2/2 motion pull down, 3D Combfilter, Digital Noise Reduction, Dynamic contrast enhancement, Progressive Scan

Supported Display Resolution:

Computer formats

• 640×480 60Hz
• 720×480 60Hz
• 800×600 60Hz
• 1024×768 60Hz
• 1280×768 60Hz
• 1280×1024 60Hz
• 1360×768 60Hz
• 1440×900 60 Hz
• 1680×1050 50Hz, 60Hz
• 1920×1080 60Hz

Video formats

• 480i 60Hz
• 480p 60Hz
• 720p 60Hz
• 1080i 60Hz
• 1080p 60Hz

Sound:

• Equalizer: 5-bands
• Output power (RMS): 2×10W
• Sound Enhancement: Virtual Surround Sound
• Sound System: Dolby Digital (AC-3), Stereo, SAP

Loudspeakers:

• Built-in speakers: 2

Convenience:

• Child Protection: Child Lock+Parental Control
• Clock: Sleep Timer
• Ease of Installation: Autostore, PLL Digital Tuning
• Ease of Use: Auto Volume Leveller (AVL), AutoPicture, AutoSound, Settings assistant Wizard, Side Control
• Remote Control: TV
• Screen Format Adjustments: 4:3, Movie expand 16:9, Widescreen

Multimedia Applications:

• Multimedia connections: USB memory class device
• Playback Formats: MP3, JPEG Still pictures

Tuner/Reception/Transmission:

• Aerial Input: 75 ohm F-type
• TV system: ATSC, NTSC
• Video Playback: NTSC
• Cable: Unscrambled Digital Cable -QAM
• Tuner bands: Hyperband, S-Channel, UHF, VHF

Connectivity:

• AV 1: Audio L/R in, YPbPr
• AV 2: Audio L/R in, CVBS in, S-Video
• Front / Side connections: HDMI v1.3, S-video in, CVBS in, Audio L/R in, USB
• Audio Output – Digital: Coaxial (cinch)
• Other connections: Analog audio Left/Right out
• HDMI 1: HDMI v1.3, Analog audio L/R in
• HDMI 2: HDMI v1.3
• EasyLink (HDMI-CEC): One touch play, Power status, System info (menu language), System audio control, System standby

Power:

• Ambient temperature: 5°C to 35°C (41°F to 95°F)
• Mains power: 120V/60Hz
• Standby power consumption: < 0.5 W

Dimensions:

• Set dimensions in inch (W x H x D): 40.39×26.54×3.48 inch
• Set dimensions with stand in inch (W x H x D): 40.39×28.54×9.92 inch
• Weight incl. Packaging (lb): 63.27
• Product weight (lb): 46.52
• Product weight (+stand) (lb): 49.6 lb
• VESA wall mount compatible: 200×200 mm

Additional Photos:

• Philips 42PFL3704D/F7B 42” LCD HDTV
• Remote Control
• Side Controls
• Rear Video and Audio Ports
• HDMI and USB Ports

In the box:

• Philips 42PFL3704D/F7B 42” LCD HDTV
• Power Cable
• Remote Control

Inset photo credit: puliarf

Dexas Oven Mitt and Trivet - 2 PackDexas Oven Mitt and Trivet - 2 Pack

Don’t Hate The Player

Okay, got the wine, got the lasagna, and I even got the lines all figured out. Tonight’s gonna be my night to shine! Oo, the doorbell! Showtime at last!

Hey there, you sexy momma! Wow, you’re looking hot! Girl, I was gonna invite you in, but now that I’ve seen you in that dress, I’m scared you’d be a fire hazard! Hey, you just stay right there for a second, okay? I gotta get something out of this closet. No, no, don’t come in just yet, I’m not ready, just keep standing on the porch for one minute more, until I find my Dexas High Heat Protection Mitts and Trivets Set.

I hope it’s okay that it doesn’t quite match your dress. The color was random, so I didn’t really get to accessori- ah, here it is. Now where were we.? Oh, right. Damn, baby, you really got it goin’ on tonight! I’ll say it again, you are looking out-of-this-world hot! No, no, now baby, don’t step just anywhere. I paid a lot for that orange shag carpet, I don’t want it melting or anything. See, because you’re so hot! Here, I’ve put down these two trivets, try and walk on them. They’re designed to grip pot handles but also protect countertops from heat, like from a dish. And girl, tonight you’re some dish, let me tell you. Hot! Hot!

Sit down? Well, sure! Here, let me put on my mitts. These silicone mitts handle heat up to 500 degrees, to protect hands from the oven, or grills, or stovetops. I’ll just pick you up and… ooof. Guess it’s true what they say, “heat expands”, right, baby? Because you are so hot! I also think my back is starting to give out so I’m gonna put you back on the trivet for now.

Wait, you’re leaving? But… we haven’t even had dinner yet! Oh, you just came to say you weren’t feeling well? But you dressed up, you look so hot… oh, okay. Well, sorry, I guess, I didn’t know your father was killed by an extended metaphor. Maybe some other time? Oh. Okay… well, I guess I’ll just… have leftover lasagna all week, then. At least my Dexas High Heat Protection Mitts and Trivets Set makes it easy for me to get it out of the ove- oh, you’re already gone.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• High heat (500°F) protection for use with ovens, grills, stovetops and counters
• Reach into boiling water or handle hot pots and trays from the oven using heat resistant silicone mitts
• Mitts are specifically designed to slide on and off quickly and easily for both right and left hands
• Trivets help grip high heat pot handles safely and protect countertops from hot pots and serving dishes
• Entire set is non-porous/non-absorbent, water/oil resistant and dishwasher safe
• Use set indoors or even for many outdoor activities such as changing hot light bulbs, appliances, barbecued foods or other hot items and surfaces
• Weight: 2 lbs
• Dimensions (Mitts): 11.5” x 6.5” (L x W)
• Dimensions (Trivets): 7" x 7" (L x W)

Additional Photos:

• Dexas High Heat Protection Mitt and Trivet Set - 2 Pack (All Three Colors)
• Dexas Silicone High Heat Mitts (All Three Colors)
• Packaging (Red)
• Packaging (Blue)
• Packaging (Black)

In the box (Randomly Red OR Blue OR Black):

• 2 Dexas Silicone High Heat Mitts
• 2 Dexas Silicone High Heat Trivits

Caution: Dexas Silicone Mitts are used to help protect you from short periods of exposure to heat. Do not expose silicone mitts to long periods of contact with heat or flame. As with any food preparation utensil, please take special precautions and read the corresponding instructions for use.

Leapfrog Didj Custom Educational Gaming SystemLeapfrog Didj Custom Educational Gaming System

No Frog Left Behind

All right, that’s it. I told you what would happen if I found another encyclopedia hidden under your mattress. No more Didj for a week.

Don’t bother begging. Maybe after a week without solving any addition, subtraction, multiplication and division problems with the included Jet Pack Heroes game, you’ll knuckle down and get serious about your responsibilities around here. Have you even looked at all those Ultimate Fighting bouts on the TiVo? Or even one episode of Hurl? No, I didn’t think so.

You better not even think about creating any custom spelling lists or playing any of the rest of the extensive line of Didj learning games (sold separately). Don’t even touch the styling skins or the jelly case. If your father and I find you using your Didj to sharpen your math, spelling, and language skills and totally ignoring the TV, well, little mister, don’t think we won’t wash your mouth out with the DVD box set of season 2 of VH1’s I Love Money. That’ll be a lesson you won’t forget.

Now, you know, your father and I approve of things like unlocking exclusive downloads and earning badges for in-game achievements. But not if it means you’re going to learn something. So while you’re taking this little vacation from your Didj, you better find some other video games to play instead of wasting time reading books or something. You’ll thank us when you get older.

Warranty: 90 Day Leapfrog

Age Range: 6 to 10 years

Grade: 2nd – 4th

Features:

• Play and learn your way with the DIDJ™ custom gaming system, combining video game fun with core school skills for 1st to 4th grade players (6-10 years)
• Customize the gameplay by creating your own DIDJ avatars (or Didjis) and downloading new features (or Micromods) to make it your game
• Customize the learning included in each game by downloading your own spelling list or choosing the skills that you are studying in school
• Shape the learning online by choosing the math, language arts and spelling skills you want to practice. Multiplication hard to master? Choose to be quizzed on specific times tables, such as the 6s, 7s and 8s tables. Spelling a stumbling block? Create a custom spelling list from the 10,000-word database and study for next week’s test
• Earn points as you play, and trade them for cool downloads to make each game your own. Moves, sound effects, backgrounds, music – if you’ve got the points, you call the shots. You can even create and play as your own Didji character in the online Didjerator
• Earn Badges for in-game achievements, such as finishing a level or answering 10 correct questions in a row
• Each Badge is worth a particular number of Bitz, or points, that can be traded to customize any DIDJ™ game
• JetPack Heroes included for free, teaches and reinforces mathematics skills for 1st through 4th grade players (ages 6-10) including addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. Play at your grade level or use the LEAPFROG Connect Application to customize the mathematics skills you want to learn
• 3.2 inch (diagonal) TFT LCD screen
• 32-bit ARM processor
• 256mb memory

Additional Photos:

• Didj Game System
• Didj DC and Headphone Ports
• Didj USB and Game Cartridge Slot
• Didj Volume and Power Button
• Didj Screen Brightness

In the box:

• Didj Game System
• 2 Styling Skins
• Wrap Around Jelly Case
• Mini USB Cable
• Leap Frog Connect CD

Sansa Fuze Black 2GB Media PlayerSansa Fuze Black 2GB Media Player

You think you’re better than me?

Well 2GB isn’t THAT small!

I’m telling you: this Sandisk Fuze 2GB Media Player may be refurbished, and it may only have 2GB of memory, but it’s all I need. And I don’t appreciate you mocking me at every opportunity.

Yeah, I see your fancy iPod. It plays videos; so what? Mine does, too. Yours plays music, photos, and audio books too? Well SO DOES MINE!

But oh wait. Let’s see what’s on the DIGITAL FM RADIO! That’s right. FM Radio. Not through some stupid app that I have to pay even more for, either. It’s just right there. And your memory isn’t looking so superior with my capacity to upgrade with a microSD or microSDHC slot.

Yeah. Try cramming a microSD into your Nano, there. Can’t do it, can ya? That’s what I thought. All of a sudden the ol’ Fuze ain’t lookin’ so bad, is it?

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• Plays videos, music, photos and audio books
• Holds up to 6 hours of music (up to 500 songs), up to 1200 pictures
• Digital FM radio
• Voice recording with built-in microphone
• Bright 1.9” screen
• Up to 24 hours for audio playback and 5 hours of video playback with internal rechargeable battery
• microSD™ microSDHC™ slot for additional content expansion
• Music subscription ready
• Dimensions: 3.1×1.9×0.3 in. (H x W x D)

Minimum System Requirements:

• Windows® XP or Vista
• Linux and Mac OS (under MSC mode)
• Windows Media Player® 10 or 11
• USB 2.0 high power port required for Hi-Speed transfer and charging

Additional Photos:

• Left Side
• Right Side

In the box:

• (1) Sandisk Sansa Fuze Black 2GB Media Player
• (1) Set of Earbuds
• (1) USB Cable