Micro Intelli RC UFO – 2 PackMicro Intelli RC UFO – 2 Pack

You know what? I’m not so worried about Area 51.

Yes, they have aliens there, but the technology isn’t that impressive.

I sneaked in. It wasn’t that big a deal, actually, I just laminated a badge and walked right through the door. Turns out security is pretty lax on anything not threatened by Al Qaeda these days. Anyway, I figured out why they’ve been so secretive about the aliens that crashed in Roswell and the subsequent retrofitting they’ve done on the heretofore unknown alien technology: it’s kinda boring.

Well they’ve developed these Micro Intelli RC UFOs, right? Although as soon as you build one and know what it is, I’m not sure how it can be a UFO, because it’s been identified, but whatever. Anyway, it’s remotely controlled and it hovers, but that’s about it. It goes up, it goes down, it kind of drifts around. You can make it land on your hand, and a fan or an a/c vent will really scoot it around a room, but even the thrill of two of these in unison is kind of dampened by the distinct lack of lasers, missiles, and significant forward momentum.

Yeah, they light up, but guess what? The pair gobbles up eight batteries. Like our bloated defense budget needs that extra strain. They don’t even know what colors are going to be sent out. You might get a solid color. You might get an Ed Hardy themed one and have to deal with the flock of Jersey types that are going to be calling your UFO “Awesome, bro. Totally friggin’ awesome, bro.” I guess they’d be alright for a little kid who’s pretty easily impressed, but they’ve got space-age choking hazard technology so you don’t want to go too young.

The spooks at Area 51 did mention a plan involving releasing these on an unsuspecting populace to unite the world against a common, if fictitious, enemy from another world so that we might move past our petty conflicts with each other. When I pointed out that was a blatant ripoff of The Watchmen they asked to see my credentials a little more closely and asked me to leave. But I’m telling you, man, you’re not missing much.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• Great for indoor and outdoor (at night) flying fun
• No skill needed, control the UFO to hover up or down
• Can fly up to about 30 feet in the air on a full charge
• Red, Yellow, Green and Blue blinking LEDs can be turned on or off
• Twin prop with balancing poles provides steady flight
• For kids 6 and up
• About 30 minutes of charge time provides 10 minutes of flight time
• Dimensions: 3 1/2” Tall x 5” Wide

Additional Photos:

• Transmitter
• Charger
• Blue Intelli UFO
• Green Intelli UFO
• Black Intelli UFO

In the box:

• 2 Intelli UFOs (Random Color)
• 2 Transmitters
• 2 Chargers
• 6 ( 3 per tranmistter) PCS AGB batteries (already installed on transmitter)

Micro Intelli RC UFO – 2 PackMicro Intelli RC UFO – 2 Pack

You know what? I’m not so worried about Area 51.

Yes, they have aliens there, but the technology isn’t that impressive.

I sneaked in. It wasn’t that big a deal, actually, I just laminated a badge and walked right through the door. Turns out security is pretty lax on anything not threatened by Al Qaeda these days. Anyway, I figured out why they’ve been so secretive about the aliens that crashed in Roswell and the subsequent retrofitting they’ve done on the heretofore unknown alien technology: it’s kinda boring.

Well they’ve developed these Micro Intelli RC UFOs, right? Although as soon as you build one and know what it is, I’m not sure how it can be a UFO, because it’s been identified, but whatever. Anyway, it’s remotely controlled and it hovers, but that’s about it. It goes up, it goes down, it kind of drifts around. You can make it land on your hand, and a fan or an a/c vent will really scoot it around a room, but even the thrill of two of these in unison is kind of dampened by the distinct lack of lasers, missiles, and significant forward momentum.

Yeah, they light up, but guess what? The pair gobbles up eight batteries. Like our bloated defense budget needs that extra strain. They don’t even know what colors are going to be sent out. You might get a solid color. You might get an Ed Hardy themed one and have to deal with the flock of Jersey types that are going to be calling your UFO “Awesome, bro. Totally friggin’ awesome, bro.” I guess they’d be alright for a little kid who’s pretty easily impressed, but they’ve got space-age choking hazard technology so you don’t want to go too young.

The spooks at Area 51 did mention a plan involving releasing these on an unsuspecting populace to unite the world against a common, if fictitious, enemy from another world so that we might move past our petty conflicts with each other. When I pointed out that was a blatant ripoff of The Watchmen they asked to see my credentials a little more closely and asked me to leave. But I’m telling you, man, you’re not missing much.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• Great for indoor and outdoor (at night) flying fun
• No skill needed, control the UFO to hover up or down
• Can fly up to about 30 feet in the air on a full charge
• Red, Yellow, Green and Blue blinking LEDs can be turned on or off
• Twin prop with balancing poles provides steady flight
• For kids 6 and up
• About 30 minutes of charge time provides 10 minutes of flight time
• Dimensions: 3 1/2” Tall x 5” Wide

Additional Photos:

• Transmitter
• Charger
• Blue Intelli UFO
• Green Intelli UFO
• Black Intelli UFO

In the box:

• 2 Intelli UFOs (Random Color)
• 2 Transmitters
• 2 Chargers
• 6 ( 3 per tranmistter) PCS AGB batteries (already installed on transmitter)

Digital Blue Flix Digital CamcorderDigital Blue Flix Digital Camcorder

Robochump

While you’re spending Cyber Monday buying consumer baubles from shifty deal-a-day web sites, I’ll be getting into the true spirit of the occasion by initiating my transformation into a cyborg.

That’s right. Large chunks of my flesh will soon be going the way of all flesh: down my garbage disposal. In its place, my accomplice Dr. Tony will instill an array of electronic and mechanical components that will render me as a god among men. Power supply permitting, of course.

I laugh at you meat-bots, sitting there transfixed by something as petty and puny as a Disney Flix Digital Video Camera. “Oooh, it’s got a flip-out 1.5” color TFT LCD! Wow, look at those VGA video images! Zut alors, is that 64MB onboard memory expandable with the SD card slot? Holy Toledo, the Magic Director storyboard scene mode with accompanying audio instructions would be perfect for little Kaelynne!” How insignificant human concerns seem to me now. Or they will, once Dr. Tony completes his work.

No worries there, either. You know all those technical schools you see advertised during the judge shows on daytime TV? Dr. Tony has attended all of them. Even graduated from one, I think.

Now that my cyberification is imminent, I almost feel a touch of sadness. Never again will I know the brutal pleasures of holiday shopping. Never again will I wonder at the simple marvels of electronic toys like the Disney Flix. Could this be a twinge of the feeling you humans call “regret”? Come on, Dr. Tony. Eradicate these messy, illogical emotions, that I may stride the Earth as a ruthless cyborg colossus.

Besides, I’ll have one of those Disney Flix Digital Video Cameras installed in my chest. So there.

Warranty: 1 Year Digital Blue

Features:

• Easy to use: One-touch record with instant playback
• Flip-out 1.5” color TFT LCD screen
• Expandable to 2GB via SD card slot
• VGA video resolution
• 1.3MP snapshot resolution
• 64 MB memory on board
• Expandable to 2GB with SD card (not included)
• Magic Director storyboard scene mode with audio instruction
• TV output
• Built in microphone
• 4x digital zoom
• Uses (2) AA batteries (not included)

System Requirements:

• USB port
• 700MB free hard disk space
• Windows 2000 or XP, CPU: 800 Mhz or faster processor
• Vista: 800 MHz or faster processor
• 128 MB RAM 

Additional Photos:

• White Camera Profile with Screen Open
• White Camera Rear Profile with Screen Open
• White Camera with Accessories
• Black Camera Profile with Screen Open
• Black Camera Rear Profile with Screen Open
• Black Camera Rear Controls
• Black Camera Top Controls

In the box:

• Disney Flix Digital Video Camera
• High School Musical Magic Director Software Pack
• Hannah Montana and High School Musical Faceplates
• USB Cable
• TV Out Cable
• Installation CD
• Wrist Strap
• Adjustable 5” pocket tripod

Digital Blue Flix Digital CamcorderDigital Blue Flix Digital Camcorder

Robochump

While you’re spending Cyber Monday buying consumer baubles from shifty deal-a-day web sites, I’ll be getting into the true spirit of the occasion by initiating my transformation into a cyborg.

That’s right. Large chunks of my flesh will soon be going the way of all flesh: down my garbage disposal. In its place, my accomplice Dr. Tony will instill an array of electronic and mechanical components that will render me as a god among men. Power supply permitting, of course.

I laugh at you meat-bots, sitting there transfixed by something as petty and puny as a Disney Flix Digital Video Camera. “Oooh, it’s got a flip-out 1.5” color TFT LCD! Wow, look at those VGA video images! Zut alors, is that 64MB onboard memory expandable with the SD card slot? Holy Toledo, the Magic Director storyboard scene mode with accompanying audio instructions would be perfect for little Kaelynne!” How insignificant human concerns seem to me now. Or they will, once Dr. Tony completes his work.

No worries there, either. You know all those technical schools you see advertised during the judge shows on daytime TV? Dr. Tony has attended all of them. Even graduated from one, I think.

Now that my cyberification is imminent, I almost feel a touch of sadness. Never again will I know the brutal pleasures of holiday shopping. Never again will I wonder at the simple marvels of electronic toys like the Disney Flix. Could this be a twinge of the feeling you humans call “regret”? Come on, Dr. Tony. Eradicate these messy, illogical emotions, that I may stride the Earth as a ruthless cyborg colossus.

Besides, I’ll have one of those Disney Flix Digital Video Cameras installed in my chest. So there.

Warranty: 1 Year Digital Blue

Features:

• Easy to use: One-touch record with instant playback
• Flip-out 1.5” color TFT LCD screen
• Expandable to 2GB via SD card slot
• VGA video resolution
• 1.3MP snapshot resolution
• 64 MB memory on board
• Expandable to 2GB with SD card (not included)
• Magic Director storyboard scene mode with audio instruction
• TV output
• Built in microphone
• 4x digital zoom
• Uses (2) AA batteries (not included)

System Requirements:

• USB port
• 700MB free hard disk space
• Windows 2000 or XP, CPU: 800 Mhz or faster processor
• Vista: 800 MHz or faster processor
• 128 MB RAM 

Additional Photos:

• White Camera Profile with Screen Open
• White Camera Rear Profile with Screen Open
• White Camera with Accessories
• Black Camera Profile with Screen Open
• Black Camera Rear Profile with Screen Open
• Black Camera Rear Controls
• Black Camera Top Controls

In the box:

• Disney Flix Digital Video Camera
• High School Musical Magic Director Software Pack
• Hannah Montana and High School Musical Faceplates
• USB Cable
• TV Out Cable
• Installation CD
• Wrist Strap
• Adjustable 5” pocket tripod

Cuisinart SmartPower Duet Blender & Food ProcessorCuisinart SmartPower Duet Blender & Food Processor

Breakups during the holidays are always hard

I can’t say I didn’t see the signs. All the other kitchen utensils have been talking.

Leaving me for my brother, Chrome, though… This hurts, Charlene. This REALLY hurts. How long has this been going on? Weeks? Months? I should’ve known something was up when you brought that tapenade to the holiday party. You used his food processor bowl to make it, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU?

I don’t get it. We both have the same five-speed, touchpad-controlled base. We both come with stainless steel chopping blade and reversible slicing and shredding disc. Is it because the Chrome is flashier than my White exterior? Did he charm you with twinkling lights? Looks fade, you know. Substance and character, those things last forever. That shine of his only masks the fact that he has no personality or moral value.

Oh, I get it. I know what this is about. Chrome’s got a 48 ounce blender jar, while I only have a 40 ounce. It’s a size thing, huh? Typical. You think 8 more ounces is gonna satisfy your thirst for frozen beverages better than I can? You know, there’s a reason people say that thing about “the size of your jar” and “how you blend”. I can’t think of it right now, but it’s true, I’m sure.

Fine. Go ahead and go. I’ll find someone who appreciates a space saving blender/food processor with a slightly smaller blending jar. And when you find out my player brother has charmed his way into blending some other girl’s soup, you’re gonna wish you had stuck with me. You just wait.

Warranty: 90 Day Cuisinart

Brushed Chrome Cuisinart SmartPower Duet Blender/Food Processor

Features:

• Blender and food processor in one
• 48 oz. glass blender jar
• 5 blending and processing speeds
• Touchpad controls
• 3-Cup work bowl
• Stainless steel chopping blade
• Reversible slicing / shredding disc
• Dimensions: (H) 15.75” (jar on base) x (W) 6.25” x (D) 8”

White Cuisinart SmartPower Duet Blender/Food Processor

Features:

• Blender and food processor in one
• 40 oz. glass blender jar
• 5 blending and processing speeds
• Touchpad controls
• 3-Cup work bowl
• Stainless steel chopping blade
• Reversible slicing / shredding disc
• Dimensions: (H) 15.25” (jar on base) x (W) 6.25” x (D) 8”

Additional Photos:

• FPB-5CHBFR Brushed Chrome Set
• FPB-5CHBFR Brushed Chrome Touchpad
• FPB-5PCFR White Set
• FPB-5PCFR White Touchpad

In the box (Your choice: Brushed Chrome or White Cuisinart SmartPower Duet Blender/Food Processor)

• (1) Glass blender
• (1) Food pusher with oil dispenser
• (1) Bowl cover with feed tube
• (1) Stainless steel chopping blade
• (1) Reversible slicing/shredding disc
• (1) Adapter stem
• (1) Work bowl
• (1) Gearbox collar
• (1) Blender base

Cuisinart SmartPower Duet Blender & Food ProcessorCuisinart SmartPower Duet Blender & Food Processor

Breakups during the holidays are always hard

I can’t say I didn’t see the signs. All the other kitchen utensils have been talking.

Leaving me for my brother, Chrome, though… This hurts, Charlene. This REALLY hurts. How long has this been going on? Weeks? Months? I should’ve known something was up when you brought that tapenade to the holiday party. You used his food processor bowl to make it, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU?

I don’t get it. We both have the same five-speed, touchpad-controlled base. We both come with stainless steel chopping blade and reversible slicing and shredding disc. Is it because the Chrome is flashier than my White exterior? Did he charm you with twinkling lights? Looks fade, you know. Substance and character, those things last forever. That shine of his only masks the fact that he has no personality or moral value.

Oh, I get it. I know what this is about. Chrome’s got a 48 ounce blender jar, while I only have a 40 ounce. It’s a size thing, huh? Typical. You think 8 more ounces is gonna satisfy your thirst for frozen beverages better than I can? You know, there’s a reason people say that thing about “the size of your jar” and “how you blend”. I can’t think of it right now, but it’s true, I’m sure.

Fine. Go ahead and go. I’ll find someone who appreciates a space saving blender/food processor with a slightly smaller blending jar. And when you find out my player brother has charmed his way into blending some other girl’s soup, you’re gonna wish you had stuck with me. You just wait.

Warranty: 90 Day Cuisinart

Brushed Chrome Cuisinart SmartPower Duet Blender/Food Processor

Features:

• Blender and food processor in one
• 48 oz. glass blender jar
• 5 blending and processing speeds
• Touchpad controls
• 3-Cup work bowl
• Stainless steel chopping blade
• Reversible slicing / shredding disc
• Dimensions: (H) 15.75” (jar on base) x (W) 6.25” x (D) 8”

White Cuisinart SmartPower Duet Blender/Food Processor

Features:

• Blender and food processor in one
• 40 oz. glass blender jar
• 5 blending and processing speeds
• Touchpad controls
• 3-Cup work bowl
• Stainless steel chopping blade
• Reversible slicing / shredding disc
• Dimensions: (H) 15.25” (jar on base) x (W) 6.25” x (D) 8”

Additional Photos:

• FPB-5CHBFR Brushed Chrome Set
• FPB-5CHBFR Brushed Chrome Touchpad
• FPB-5PCFR White Set
• FPB-5PCFR White Touchpad

In the box (Your choice: Brushed Chrome or White Cuisinart SmartPower Duet Blender/Food Processor)

• (1) Glass blender
• (1) Food pusher with oil dispenser
• (1) Bowl cover with feed tube
• (1) Stainless steel chopping blade
• (1) Reversible slicing/shredding disc
• (1) Adapter stem
• (1) Work bowl
• (1) Gearbox collar
• (1) Blender base

Sandisk Clip 2GB MP3 PlayerSandisk Clip 2GB MP3 Player

Strap in, lock and load, and let’s go shopping.

I use speed metal to block out the screams.

Everyone always whines and cries about “Black Friday,” but the truth is this whole weekend is full of insane deals and rabid shoppers. That’s why I use this little Sansa Clip 2GB mp3 Player to get me pumped up. You don’t want to bring some fancy iPod into this fray; if it doesn’t get broken in the scuffle it’s likely to be stolen. Not this bad boy.

Yeah, there’s no video screen, but you can’t have anything distracting you from clawing your way through the teeming throng to get at that last set of earrings for your daughter. And there’s no way I have the time to play a delightful little video game when I’m in a vicious tug-o-war for those Jonas Brothers posters. Nope, I need something I don’t have to worry about in the heat of battle, and this little refurb is perfect. Now if you’re ready I’m going to turn up the Mastodon and kick open the minivan doors.

LET’S ROCK!

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• Tiny Wearable MP3 Player with 2GB of storage space
• 1” LCD screen with 4 line display
• 15 hours of playback with internal rechargeable battery
• FM Tuner with 40 Presets
• Voice recording with built-in microphone
• Works with most subscription based music services
• Supports MP3, WMA, Secure WMA, WAV, and Audible file playback
• Play modes: shuffle (track; all), repeat
• Drag and drop file transfer
• Equalizer modes: Rock, Pop, Jazz, Classical, and Custom.
• Dimensions: 2.17” x 1.35” x .65”
• Weight: .92oz

Additional Photos:

• Clipped on to a shirt
• Black Clip
• Black Clip Profile
• Dark Pink Clip
• Dark Pink Clip Profile
• Blue Clip
• Blue Clip Profile
• Red Clip
• Red Clip Profile
• Light Pink Clip
• Light Clip Profile

System Requirements:

• Windows XP SP2 or Vista Operating System
• Windows Media Player 10 or 11
• High-Speed USB 2.0 port required for hi-speed transfer

In the box:

• Sandisk Sansa Clip 2GB MP3 Player
• USB Cable
• Earbuds with Foam Pads

Manual not included, download it here

Sandisk Clip 2GB MP3 PlayerSandisk Clip 2GB MP3 Player

Strap in, lock and load, and let’s go shopping.

I use speed metal to block out the screams.

Everyone always whines and cries about “Black Friday,” but the truth is this whole weekend is full of insane deals and rabid shoppers. That’s why I use this little Sansa Clip 2GB mp3 Player to get me pumped up. You don’t want to bring some fancy iPod into this fray; if it doesn’t get broken in the scuffle it’s likely to be stolen. Not this bad boy.

Yeah, there’s no video screen, but you can’t have anything distracting you from clawing your way through the teeming throng to get at that last set of earrings for your daughter. And there’s no way I have the time to play a delightful little video game when I’m in a vicious tug-o-war for those Jonas Brothers posters. Nope, I need something I don’t have to worry about in the heat of battle, and this little refurb is perfect. Now if you’re ready I’m going to turn up the Mastodon and kick open the minivan doors.

LET’S ROCK!

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• Tiny Wearable MP3 Player with 2GB of storage space
• 1” LCD screen with 4 line display
• 15 hours of playback with internal rechargeable battery
• FM Tuner with 40 Presets
• Voice recording with built-in microphone
• Works with most subscription based music services
• Supports MP3, WMA, Secure WMA, WAV, and Audible file playback
• Play modes: shuffle (track; all), repeat
• Drag and drop file transfer
• Equalizer modes: Rock, Pop, Jazz, Classical, and Custom.
• Dimensions: 2.17” x 1.35” x .65”
• Weight: .92oz

Additional Photos:

• Clipped on to a shirt
• Black Clip
• Black Clip Profile
• Dark Pink Clip
• Dark Pink Clip Profile
• Blue Clip
• Blue Clip Profile
• Red Clip
• Red Clip Profile
• Light Pink Clip
• Light Clip Profile

System Requirements:

• Windows XP SP2 or Vista Operating System
• Windows Media Player 10 or 11
• High-Speed USB 2.0 port required for hi-speed transfer

In the box:

• Sandisk Sansa Clip 2GB MP3 Player
• USB Cable
• Earbuds with Foam Pads

Manual not included, download it here

Samsung Bluetooth HeadsetSamsung Bluetooth Headset

Like a layaway straight to the gut

You wanna go to the stores TODAY? Hope you’ve got a decent Armor Class.

Hey, man, are you okay? Here, let me help you up. Have a seat next to me on this futon here in the middle of the department store until you get your breath back. You want some of my popcorn, brother? It might help you get some of your strength back.

Heck yeah, I saw that! Dude straight up knocked you flat trying to get at those HDTVs. Savagery, I tell you. You’re lucky, though. I saw a guy last year take a stomping against modular shelf over a video game system. I swear the attacker was seconds away from a finishing move before security maced the Christmas right out of him. Why don’t you take a sip off this flask? No one should have to face this mob stone sober.

You’re a braver man than I, sir, facing these crowds, risking life and limb for a deal. Long ago, my old man lost his leg in the Great Cabbage Patch Massacre of ‘83. I learned two powerful lessons that day, friend. One, Black Friday is the greatest example of how dangerous the human animal can be. Two, Black Friday is also the greatest spectator sport EVER. So, every year, I grab some snacks, find a relatively safe spot to sit, kick back, and watch the madness unfold.

Nah, I finished my shopping already. Actually just wrapped it up online this morning with the purchase of some Samsung Bluetooth Headsets from Woot. Everybody I know with a cellphone could use a headset with crystal clear conversations, good noise and echo cancellation, and up to 6 hours of hands free talk time. They’re coming with a mail-in-rebate from Samsung and Woot that gets me a $20 Visa Prepaid Debit Card for each one I bought, too, so it’s like I spent almost nothing. Now with my shopping behind me, I can relax while I watch housewives throttle each other over curtain rods.

Better get back out there, sport. Looks like the mob is starting to pry the demos off the WHOA! Did you see that lady just shiv a guy in the neck and snatch his netbook right out of his cart?! Clean up on aisle AWESOME! You know, on second thought, maybe you should just stick with me. No need to make your wife a widow just before the Holidays.

Warranty: 1 year Samsung Warranty

Features:

• Algorithmic process eliminates unwanted background noise environments
• Ambient noise filtering and echo cancellation technology
• Automatic volume control
• Talk time up to 6 hours
• Standby time up to 200 hours
• Dedicated on/off switch
• Detachable crystal clear earhook
• HFP Version: 1.5
• HSP Version: 1.1
• Dimensions: (L) 43mm x (W) 19mm x (H) 11mm
• Weight: 11.5g

Rebate Offer:

• Mail-In form for $20 Samsung Visa Prepaid card in the box
• Limit (3) rebates total per household or address (applies to previous and new purchases)
• Prepaid card can be used anywhere Visa is accepted
• Request must be postmarked 30 days from date of sale
• Samsung reserves the right to substitute a check of equal value in lieu of a Visa prepaid card at its discretion

Additional Photos:

• Dedicated On/Off Switch
• Earpiece and Volume Control

In the box:

• Samsung WEP470 Bluetooth Headset
• Detachable Crystal Ear Hook
• Travel Charger
• User Manual
• Mail-In form for $20 Samsung Rebate (Prepaid Visa Card)

Kodak Zi6 HD Pocket Video CameraKodak Zi6 HD Pocket Video Camera

Well, It’s Better Than That Kardashians Marathon

Brittany, you know your mother and I fully support your ambitions to become a filmmaker. But there’s no way we’re letting you show your turkey factory-farming documentary at Thanksgiving.

I agree, that footage you shot with your Kodak EasyShare Zi6 Pocket HD Video Camera looks really sharp. Its 720p, 60fps video really captured the claustrophobic feel of being crammed into a dank, filthy rearing shed. The 16:9 aspect ratio made me feel like I was surrounded by thousands of other turkeys, so crowded together I couldn’t even spread my wings. That’s powerful filmmaking, no doubt. And Gobbled to Death is a clever title, I’ll give you that.

But our guests aren’t coming over to have their senses shocked and their consciences scarred. We gather together today to enjoy tur- er, the main course, and the sweet potatoes, and the pumpkin pie, and to share our thanks for the many blessings that life has bestowed upon us this past year. Blessings like the Kodak Zi6’s expandable SDHC card slot, or its included batteries and battery charger. Kodak almost never includes batteries, so somebody must be smiling on us. There’s a time and place for examining our role in the predator-prey relationship under late industrial capitalism, but you know what? Gramma Jean is never at that time or place.

Besides, football will be on.

OK, listen: if there’s time between the Lions game and the Cowboys game, you can show that funny lip-syncing video you made last year with Ashleigh, OK? Just watch out for Aunt Linda. She never misses a chance to crank that Soulja Boy, especially if she’s got some Bailey’s in her. But for the last time, you cannot subject our guests to Gobbled to Death. No, not even the bludgeoning scene. But I was impressed by your effective use of the Kodak Zi6’s slow-motion feature. Good job, honey!

Warranty: 90 Day Kodak

Features:

• Capture HD quality video, 720p at 60 fps with 16:9 aspect ratio
• SD/SDHC card slot allows for endless video recordings, expandable up to 32GB
• Record approximately 40 minutes of HD video with a 2GB SDHC memory card (Sold seperately)
• 2.4 inch LCD screen to watch your videos with slow motion playback right in the palm of your hand
• Choose the video quality that works for you: HD at 60 fps, HD at 30 fps, or VGA
• Upload your videos to YouTube™ quickly and easily using the built-in USB and software
• Experience your videos on an HDTV in stunning HD quality with included cables
• Ni-MH rechargeable batteries and battery charger included
• Tripod mount keeps your video steady

Specifications:

• Sensor type: 1 / 4.5–type 1.6 MP CMOS
• Lens: 4.1 mm, f/2.8, fixed focus
• Zoom: 2X digital
• Display: 2.4 in. LCD
• Storage: 128 MB internal memory, SD/SDHC card expansion slot (128 MB internal memory/approximately 30 MB available for image storage)
• Focus modes: normal, close-up
• Normal focus range: 27.6 in. (70 cm)–infinity
• Close-up focus range: 2 in. (5 cm)
• White balance: auto
• Video capture: H.264 (MOV), AAC LC
• HD60 Video quality: 720p at 60 fps 16:9
• HD Video quality: 720p at 30 fps—16:9 (default)
• VGA Video quality
• Still format: JPEG
• Picture quality: 3 MP (stills, interpolated)
• Microphone: mono
• Speaker
• I/O interface: USB 2.0 (high speed); component output; AV output
• Tripod mount: 1/4 in. standard
• Power: (2) AA batteries (Ni-MH recommended)
• Dimensions: 64 × 114 × 23.5 mm (2.5 × 4.5 × 0.9 in.)
• Weight: 107 g (3.8 oz) without batteries

Additional Photos:

• Kodak EasyShare Zi6 Black Pocket HD Video Camera
• Zi6 Black Pocket HD Video Camera with Accessories
• Zi6 Black Pocket HD Video Camera LCD Screen and Controls
• Zi6 Black Pocket HD Video Camera Left Side
• Zi6 Black Pocket HD Video Camera Right Side
• Kodak EasyShare Zi6 Pink Pocket HD Video Camera
• Zi6 Pink Pocket HD Video Camera with Accessories
• Zi6 Pink Pocket HD Video Camera LCD Screen and Controls
• Zi6 Pink Pocket HD Video Camera Left Side
• Zi6 Pink Pocket HD Video Camera Right Side
• Kodak EasyShare Zi6 Red Pocket HD Video Camera
• Zi6 Red Pocket HD Video Camera with Accessories
• Zi6 Red Pocket HD Video Camera LCD Screen and Controls
• Zi6 Red Pocket HD Video Camera Left Side
• Zi6 Red Pocket HD Video Camera Right Side

In the box:

• Kodak Zi6 Pocket Video Camera
• (2) AA pre-charged Ni-MH rechargeable batteries
• Battery charger
• HD and AV cables
• Wrist strap
• Camera pouch
• User Guide
• Arcsoft Media Impression Software for Kodak (PC only)