Cradlepoint PHS300 Personal Portable WiFi HotspotCradlepoint PHS300 Personal Portable WiFi Hotspot

Hi, Dad, I’m In Jail

There’s a big problem in this digital world. When you get arrested… who do you call?

After all, in this post-telephone society, it’s all emails and sexting. Meanwhile, the Justice System is still pretending it’s 1958, when everybody wore ties to school and kept important numbers in their memory. Sure, you can always call home, but face it, who’s gonna be more understanding when you get busted for buying that beer for the underage pomeranians? Mom and Dad? Or your pal “PomH8r1997@gmail.com”? Yeah, that’s an easy choice. But how will you phone a guy you’ve only ever met digitally? That’s why you need a Cradlepoint WiFi Hotspot.

Sure, we can’t tell you HOW to sneak it past the strip search, metal detector, trained dogs and watchful eye of the guard who took your shoelaces, but if you want it bad enough you’ll come up with something. What we can tell you is that, once you’ve got the Cradlepoint WiFi Hotspot in your possession, you’ll be able to set up a WiFi network using a simple phone connection, via a tethered cellphone or a USB style cellular modem. Now you can have 3G WiFi wherever you go… and that means you can get your buddy PomH8r1997@gmail.com to PayPal you the bail money before that pomeranian’s rich daddy shows up.

Of course, the Cradlepoint WiFi Hotspot won’t work with an iPhone, since Apple thinks tethering is almost as bad for you as Flash, but almost any other phone should be perfectly fine. Plus, when you hide out at your grandmother’s house after you jump bail and go on the run, you can still have a perfectly good wireless network.

Sure, it’s not gonna offer you the fastest torrent speed in the world, but sometimes you just need your digital fix. Don’t get suckered into hitting that popular coffee shop where you can be served horrible coffee and then trapped by “The Man”. Get this Cradlepoint WiFi Hotspot and have the Internet where you need it… with you at all times!

Warranty: 1 Year Cradlepoint

Features:

• Plug ‘n’ play solution that creates a powerful 3G WiFi network almost anywhere
• Connect all your WiFi enabled devices by simply plugging in your activated USB data modem
• Li Ion battery provides hours of access when no power outlets are in sight
• Use with USB-Style Cellular Modem, or Phone with Data Tethering Capability
• Compatible with HSPA and EVDO Cellular Network Devices
• Universal Plug-n-Play and ALGs support for Internet Applications: Email, FTP, Gaming, Remote Desktop, NetMeeting, Telnet, SSH, And SCP
• Flash Memory for Firmware Upgrade, Save/Restore Settings
• Easy Management via HTTP
• Networking Compliance with IEEE 802.11 b/g Standards
• Compliant with Windows 98SE/NT/200/XP/Server 2003/Linux/Mac OS

Click here for Compatibility List (.rtf file)

Specifications:

• Standard: IEEE 802.11b/g
• Network Connection: USB data modem port
• Switch: On/Off switch and Reset button (located in battery compartment)
• LED Indicators: Power, WLAN, Network connection
• Dimensions: 4.7” x 2.8" x 0.8” (122 mm x 73 mm x 18.5 mm)
• Certifications: FCC, IC, CE, JATE and TELEC
• Operating Temperature: 0 C to 50 C

Click Here for Specification Sheet(.pdf file)

Security:

• Access control available in encrypted and open modes, password-protected access to prevent unauthorized usage
• Provides additional security of Enable/Disable Network Name Broadcast and Internet Access Control (Services, URL, and MAC Filtering)
• Firewall features Network Address Translation (NAT) and Stateful Packet Inspection (SPI) which protects against DoS Attacks
• Multiple Concurrent IPSec, L2TP and PPTP VPN Pass-Through Sessions

Minimum Requirements:

• Mobile Broadband Data Card with Active Subscription (USB or ExpressCard), or Supported Phone with Active Tethered Data Plan Suggested*
• Management Interface Requires an Internet Browser: Internet Explorer v6.0, Firefox v2.0, or Safari v1.0 Minimum

Additional Photos:

• PHS300 3G Personal WiFi Hotspot Ports
• PHS300 3G Personal WiFi Hotspot Box

In the box:

• PHS300 3G Personal WiFi Hotspot
• Li-Ion Rechargeable Battery
• Quick Start Guide
• AC Power Adapter

Famous Maker 25” Widescreen 1080p LCD Monitor with HDMIFamous Maker 25” Widescreen 1080p LCD Monitor with HDMI

25 inches isn’t so bad.

Most members of the family Varanidae grow upwards of four feet long.

Living on a diet of snails, frogs, crocodile eggs, and carrion, the refurbished 25” LCD Monitor is at home in some of the most brutal environments on the planet. This male seems to have lost his logo and branding, perhaps in a battle with another male over territory or mates.

The reptile’s high definition, 1920×1080p resolution gives it brilliant color. Its 60,000:1 dynamic contrast ratio provides deeper blacks and brighter whites; these traits are essential for taking down prey in the marsh. Additionally, the monitor’s enclosed speakers allow it to provide viewers with balanced, well-rounded sound.

Look here! The young male has spotted a small field mouse. His 3 ms gray-to-gray response time allows him to reduce blur during sports, games, and movies just as he pounces. And after a brief struggle, the mouse is no more. Such is life in the marsh.

Of course, due to the ever-encroaching influence of man, monitors like these may soon not have a habitat.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot

Features:

• 25” diagonal widescreen LCD
• Full high definition with 1920×1080p maximum resolution
• Get brilliant color with Full HD movies; make full HD viewing more immersive with the widescreen format
• Get deeper blacks, brighter whites, and subtle colors with the 60,000:1 dynamic contrast ratio
• Reduce blur during sports, action movies, and on-line games with the 3 ms gray–to-gray response time
• Enjoy balanced, well-rounded sound and music from the enclosed speakers
• Display digital content using DVI-D with HDCP
• Get enhanced connectivity to your PC with the VGA, DVI-D, and HDMI inputs
• Connect to more than one PC via the VGA and DVI-D ports
• Adjust the monitor angle from left to right and top to bottom using the tilt and swivel feature

Specifications:

• Monitor type: 25” diagonal Widescreen Thin Film Transistor LCD active matrix
• Native Resolution: 1920×1080p @ 60 Hz (recommended)
• Contrast Ratio: 1000:1 (typical) 60,000:1 (dynamic)
• Brightness: 300 nits (typical)
• Pixel pitch: 0.288mm
• Response rate: 5 ms (on-off) (typical) 3 ms (GTG)
• Sound: Integrated speakers, 2W per channel
• ENERGY STAR Qualified: No
• Signal Input Connector: VGA; DVI-D with HDCP ; HDMI with HDCP
• Tilt: +25 to -5 degrees
• Detachable base (for mounting): No
• Vesa Mounting: Standard 4 hole pattern 100mm x 100mm screw-mounting option;
  pedestal is removable
• Dimensions: 24.32”(w) x 17.22”(h) x 7.91”(d)
• Weight: 15.48 lbs (approx.)

In the box:

• Famous Makers 25” LCD Monitor
• Power Cable
• Audio Cable
• DVI Cable
• Instructional CD
• Warranty Card

Inset photo credit: woodleywonderworks

Audiovox Video Message Center with Dry Erase BoardAudiovox Video Message Center with Dry Erase Board

You Know They’re Coming For You Anyway

Shouldn’t you leave your family a message when the aliens finally take you?

Hey, Marsha. Look, I know you’re probably freaking out right now what with finding my side of the bed empty and everything, so I convinced Klothax here to let me record this video message on our Audiovox Video Message Center with Dry Erase Board. I’m hoping you see the LED message indicator light when the effects of their sleep rays have worn off and get this video so that you don’t worry too much.

First, the good news: Turns out I’m not crazy after all! All those times I ranted and raved about my visitations and the transmitter they put in my teeth, they’re all true! Come on, guys. Wave into the built-in adjustable camera and say hi to the wife so she can see you on the 7-inch color LCD screen. See, honey? Totally real. We wasted all that money on therapy and prescription drugs for nothing.

Unfortunately, the bad news is it looks like I’m going to have to go away for a good long time while this alien embryo they’ve implanted in my gut gestates. Well, a long time to you, I guess. According to Klorthax, time moves differently on their planet and, while it’ll seem like a few weeks to me, it’ll be something like 400 years here on Earth.

Don’t panic, though. I can still be a good father to the kids while I’m away. I’ve gone ahead and loaded up the rest of the 1 GB memory and a few memory cards with fond family photos and important audio life messages that you can play them when they need some guidance. Oh, and I’ve also gone ahead and left all my passwords and account information on the Post-it® pad, too, which should make taking care of any loose ends I’m leaving easy. I mean, you’ll probably have enough trouble just getting them to believe you. Kind of like I did!

Well, Klothax says it’s time to go. Stay strong honey. Remember me fondly every time you see our anniversary on the digital calendar. I should be home around this time in 2410. Love you!

Warranty: 90 Day Audiovox

Features:

• 7-inch color LCD screen for displaying photos, the calendar and clock
• Interactive calendar and digital clock (with alarm and countdown timer)
• 1 GB of memory enough for more than 125 high resolution pictures, 20 minutes of video, 30 minutes of audio memos, and 400 event memos
• Adjustable camera for recording digital video memos
• Built-in microphone for recording digital voice memos with speakers with separate volume control
• Magnetic border for posting notes, coupons, receipts, etc.
• LED light that indicates a message has been left
• Erasable whiteboard and dry erase marker for quick notes and messages
• Multiple mounting options for your convenience: refrigerator, wall and countertop
• Supports SD/MMC, MS, xD and CF memory cards as well as USB flash drives

Specifications:

• Digital Picture Frame 7” LCD
• Aspect Ratio 16:9
• Resolution: 480×234 pixels
• Internal Flash Memory 1 GB
• USB Connector Provides interface for external USB memory device
• SD/MMC/MS/xD Card Slot Provides interface for memory device
• CF Connector Provides interface for CF memory device
• Date/Time Digital Calendar and Clock Feature
• Video Messages Internal camera for video recording
• Voice Messages Internal microphone for digital audio recording
• Audio Output Internal speakers (2) with separate volume control
• Menu Navigation 3 keys
• Message Indicator Orange LED
• Reminder Function The memo LED will light when there is an unheard voice or video memo or an activated calendar voice or video memo
• Memory Backup for the Clock Internal backup battery data Info …..etc. Battery type CR2032
• Image File Type Handling JPEG

In the box:

• Audiovox DPF711K Video Message Center
• Wall Mount Bracket
• Angle Mount Bracket (2)
• Power Adapter
• Adhesive Foam Pad (2)
• Post-It Note Pad
• Button Magnet (2)
• Dry Erase Marker
• Plastic Wall Anchor (2)
• Wire Management System (Black, White and Clear)
• Flat-Head Self-Tapping Screw (2)
• Double-Sided Tape
• Mounting Hole Template

Inset photo credit: Garrette

Dyson DC24 Blueprint Limited EditionDyson DC24 Blueprint Limited Edition

Ashes To Dyson

Howard! Oh, my dear Howard! I thought I’d never see you again! Thank God for the Dyson DC24’s clear debris bin.

When I spilled your ashes, Howard, I felt crushed. Worse, I felt like I had let you down. After 37 wonderful years together – 34 when we were both alive – how could I be so careless? The one true love of my life lay scattered around the purple deep-pile carpet like so much cat dander. And you always hated cats. I would have cried if I could’ve stopped sneezing.

But thanks to the Dyson DC24 Blueprint Limited Edition, now we’re reunited. I ran it over the floor easily thanks its ultra-lightweight construction and its ball-mounted motor. Then the Dyson DC24’s root cyclone technology picked you up and whisked you back to me. Now, Howard, I can see you whirling around inside the clear debris bin almost like you were alive again. I’m so happy, I don’t even care that there’s some carpet fuzz and other debris mixed in. Purple always suited you anyway.

Some people might think it’s creepy the way I’ve kept your remains, and talk to them, and vacuumed them up with the Dyson DC24. But they don’t know the love we shared, Howard. If they did, they’d understand that alive or dead, you are one very special parrot.

Warranty: 5 Year Dyson

Features:

• Suction power – 115 airwatts (constant)
• Root Cyclone technology, patented Dyson technology that doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
• Ball technology, Rides on a ball so you can get the vacuum where you need it with out pushing and pulling, back and forth around corners and obstacles
• The motor is stored inside the ball which gives it a lower center of gravity that improves maneuverability
• Ultra-lightweight and compact, lightest Dyson upright machine at 11.65 lbs. The handle also compresses to store in tight spaces
• Reversible wand, Reverse the wand and hold the handle to give you a firm grip when reaching into awkward corners
• Lifetime washable HEPA filter, Designed to trap microscopic allergens
• Motorized brushbar, Powerful bristles remove dirt and pet hair from carpets
• Hygienic, and quick empty bin
• Clear Bin – You can see when the bin should be emptied. No need to buy specific vacuum bags
• Mini flat out head, articulates to clean thoughly under low furniture and appliances
• Lifetime HEPA Filtration – HEPA (High Efficiency Particulate Air) filters can remove 99.97% of airborne particles 0.3 micrometers in diameter. This can trap fine particles such as pollen or other allergens

Specifications:

• Suction power Air Watts (constant): 115
• Filtration: Lifetime washable HEPA filter
• Bin capacity: 0.19 gal
• Dimensions: 43.3×11.0×13.7 (HxWxD) inches
• Cord length: 20ft
• Weight: 11.65 pounds

Additional Photos:

• Dyson DC24 Blueprint Limited Edition with Wand Extended
• Dyson DC24 Blueprint Limited Edition
• Dyson DC24 Blueprint Limited Edition with Mini Flat Out Head
• Dyson DC24 Blueprint Limited Edition with Combination Tool
• Dyson DC24 Blueprint Limited Edition 70 Degree Articulating Head
• Root Cyclone Technology
• Airflow Tube
• Exposed to Temperatures -3.99 Degrees Fahrenheit to +122 Degrees Fahrenheit
• Test Driven to 1,555 Miles
• Dyson Ball
• Accessory Kit
• Dyson DC24 Blueprint Limited Edition Box

In the box:

• Dyson DC24 Blueprint Limited Edition
• Mini Flat Out Head
• Combination Tool

USB Powered Woot-Off LightsUSB Powered Woot-Off Lights

Promotional Considerations Provided By:

That wraps up another episode of the Woot-Off. But we’ve got a lovely parting gift for our contestants! Tell us about it, Bill!

“Iiiiiit’s the Woot-Off home game! Bring all the fun and excitement of the Woot-Off into your own home with this set of two USB Woot-Off lights! Just plug them in, turn them on, and anytime is Woot-Off time! Hit F5 and refresh your family time with the Woot-Off home game! (Note: products, warehouse, web site, customers, and forum complainers not included.)”

Sony Network Walkman 1GB MP3 PlayerSony Network Walkman 1GB MP3 Player

Wait, they still make those things?

No games? No apps? No way.

What archeological dig did you stumble across to purchase a refurbished Sony Network Walkman 1GB mp3 Player? And one whole gig, eh? What’s that, about 695 songs, give or take? Yeah, that’s what I’d guess.

Can you play Pocket God on it? Can you connect to the internet to download new music? Does it have a built-in camera? Does it double as a day planner? Can you watch movies on it? What about an alarm clock? Seriously? What the hell does it do?!

It just plays music? Well who wants that?!

Warranty: 90 Day Sony

Features:

• 1GB1 Built-In Memory / Stores 695 Songs
• Up to 70 Hours Battery Life with 1 “AAA” Battery (Not Included)
• Plays Back MP3/ATRAC3®/ATRAC3plus™ Audio Formats
• Backlit LCD
• Supports WMA, WAV Audio Formats4
• Ultra Compact Design-Weighs Under 1 Ounce
• Easy Toggle Navigation
• Transfer Personal Downloaded Music and CD Recordings
• Skip Proof Design-No Moving Parts
• Connects to USB Port for High Speed Data Transfer
• Multi Language Display
• Bass and Treble Equalizer

Specifications:

• Output(s): Headphone (Stereo Mini Jack)
• Input(s): USB
• Power Requirements: AAA Alkaline Battery (not included)
• Battery Life (Approx.): Up to 70 Hours of continuous playback with one AAA Battery
• Weight: .92 oz (26 g)
• Dimensions (WHD): 2.21×2.21 x .76” (56.2×56.2×19.2mm)

In the box:

• Sony NW-E107 Network Walkman 1GB MP3 Player (Silver)
• Headphones
• USB Cable

Sound Activated Snowman SpeakerSound Activated Snowman Speaker

When I Say Dance

YOU BEST DANCE, MR. SNOWMAN

DANCE
DANCE, MR. SNOWMAN, DANCE
DANCE, MR. SNOWMAN, DANCE
DANCE, MR. SNOWMAN, DANCE

I SAY, DANCE
SOUND-ACTIVATED DANCE
FLASHING LED DANCE
VIA ANY COMPUTER OR MP3 PLAYER, WHOOO!
YOU GOT A SPEAKER IN YOUR BOTTOM

DANCE
DANCE, MR. SNOWMAN, DANCE
DANCE, MR. SNOWMAN, DANCE
DANCE, MR. SNOWMAN, DANCE

I SAY, DANCE
RESPOND TO MUSIC, DANCE
SHAKE YOUR SNOWFLAKE, DANCE
I SAY DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, WHOOO!
YOU SUCH A JOLLY MR. SNOWMAN
DANCE

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• Plays music through his bottom loaded speaker
• Sound-activated, emits a flashing LED that responds to the music
• Connects to any computer or MP3 player
• Dimensions: 5 inches deep x 7 inches wide x 13.75 inches long

Energizer Universal Mega Cell Battery PackEnergizer Universal Mega Cell Battery Pack

We Always Wanted To Go To Law School

When you see a kitten try to attack, you might say “Aw, what an adorable little charge that kitten is making right now!” Look, we’re on a deadline, just play along.

And when that kitten made that little charge, you’d say “Oh! I wish I could have a little charge every day!” And that’s where the Energizer Universal Mega Cell Battery Pack can fit into your busy, day-to-day… what? Oh, you SO would wish for a little charge every day. Don’t even pretend you wouldn’t. Seriously? A kitten? A really cute, adorable, fluffy little… you know what a kitten IS, right? Well, okay, we just couldn’t be sure, what with all that “oh, I hate kittens” talk you’ve got going on right now.

Oh, you never said you hated kittens? Well, it sure was implied when you started talking about how the Energizer Universal Mega Cell Battery Pack wasn’t cute when it was charging. You did so! We heard you, clear as a bell! You said this plastic square that can handle up to three devices at the same time and is TSA approved and is also not as cute as a kitten, which you hate. Yes, you did! You totally did say that. Whatever, you did. And everybody heard you.

Okay, fine, then. Maybe we’re wrong. Here’s a test: if you don’t hate kittens, you’ll buy at least one Energizer Universal Mega Cell Battery Pack. Hey, don’t look at us. We’re the injured party in all this. The burden of proof is on YOU.

Warranty: 3 Year Energizer

Features:

• 18000 mAh power capacity using lithium polymer battery cell technology
• Charges and powers any laptop anytime, even with a dead battery
• Charge up to 3 devices at the same time
• Ready to use, comes pre-charged out of the box
• Rechargeable battery pack with multiple outputs ideal for powering and charging iPod, MP3 players, cell phones, bluetooth, portable DVD players, portable gaming systems, camcorders, laptops and, Netbooks
• After the initial charge, regular charging takes about 3 to 4 hours
• Easy to use, just plug in for instant power
• TSA approved and safe
• Energy Star certified with full charge auto shut off
• Helps keeps unwanted heat out of your device
• Maintains a charge up to one year
• Utilizes a mathematical circuit control unit with built-in proprietary software to control and regulate temperature, voltage and current

TipFit Guarantee:

• Receive (2) tips per year as long as you remain an XPAL Power Product user (shipping and handling charges apply)
• Apple laptop tip not available
• If you did not get the right tips with your purchase, make your selection online. XPal will ship your power tips within 5 working days
• If XPAL does not have the tip you need, they will find it for you
• You are responsible for the shipping and handling fee for each tip

Supported Charging Devices:

• Laptops up to 6 hours extra (based on specifications for a 4500 mAh Laptop)
• Digital Camcorders up to 18 hours extra (based on specifications for a 1200 mAh Digital Camcorders)
• Cell Phones up to 112 extra hours of talk time (based on specifications for a 680 mAh Cell Phone)
• MP3 players up to 540 hours of extra music (based on specifications for a 850 mAh MP3 player)
• Bluetooth up to 612 extra hours of talk time (based on 100 mAh Bluetooth)
• Gaming Devices up to 96 extra hours of play (based on specifications for a 1000 mAh Gaming Device)
• Digital Cameras up to 7000 extra photos (based on specification for a 1200 mAh Digital Camera)
• Note: Results vary by device and usage patterns

Additional Photos:

• Energizer XP18000 Universal Battery Pack
• Energizer XP18000 Universal Battery Pack Charging a Cell Phone (Cell Phone Not Included)
• Energizer XP18000 Universal Battery Pack Charging an Acer Netbook (Acer Netbook Not Included)
• Cell Phone Charging Tips
• Media Charging Tips
• Laptop Charging Tips

Specifications:

• Battery Cell: Lithium Polymer
• Power Capacity: 18000 mAh @ 5v
• Rated Input: DC 19V, Max 3500 mA
• Rated Output: DC 5-20V, Max 3500 mA
• Charge Time: ~4 Hrs
• Duty Cycle: 500
• Dimensions (W x L x H): 7" x 4 1/2" x 3/4"
• Weight: 1 lb

In the box:

• Energizer XP18000 Universal Battery Pack
• USB Charging Cable
• DC12V (Green) Charging Cable
• DC19V (Blue) Charging Cable
• 6 Cellphone Tips (Apple iPhone, MiniUSB, Samsung, Nokia, Micro USB, LG)
• 3 Media Tips (NB04, NB05, NB06)
• 6 Laptop Tips (AB03, AB04, AB05, AB06, AB07, AB08)
• Users Manual
• Travel Bag
• AC Adapter

Fox Sports 7 in 1 Plug and Play Sports Games with Wireless ControllerFox Sports 7 in 1 Plug and Play Sports Games with Wireless Controller

Dat Da Da, Dat Da Da, Dat Da Da Dat Daa

How do you recapture the feeling of watching old pros comment on current players? With 16 bit graphics!

The Fox Sports 7-in-1 sports game gives you the feeling of playing hard. Really. Forget about those XBox level graphics you’re used to, because you ain’t gonna find them here. You might as well be using x’s and o’s in this day and age. And you know what? That’s how you find the real champions.

There’s no million dollar support team. There’s no massages and pampering and guest appearances by rappers. There’s just the game. The raw, primal, absolute, head-to-head of the game. Tennis. Bowling. Gold. Darts. Target Shooting. Ring Toss. Ring Toss? Ring Toss! And baseball.

Play like they used to back before sports were about who can buy the best championship. Play the Fox Sports 7-in-1. Play hard. Play with love.

Warranty: 90 Day Excalibur

Features:

• Motion sensing technology, control the action on the screen with the movement of your hand
• Plugs directly into a AV input for instant action
• Includes 7 games, Baseball, Shooting, Darts, Ring Toss, Bowling, Golf, and Tennis
• 16 bit graphics
• No additional software or hardware needed
• Requires 6 AA batteries, 4 for console and 2 for controller (Not included)

In the box:

• Console
• Wireless Controller
• Users Guide

Flush LightFlush Light

Is It So Much To Ask Of You?

Toilets want to look pretty too.

A toilet has to sit there and wait. It doesn’t get to watch tv (unless maybe you’re super rich or something) and it doesn’t get to read (unless you leave a few magazines in there). Sure, it sees a lot of people naked, but that isn’t always a plus, if you follow us. So when you have a chance to give your toilet a gift, why not take it?

A pretty night light handle is a great way to say “Hey, toilet, I value you.” It’s easy to install, and looks pretty cool at night. It might even save you some cleaning, like that time you accidentally went in the plant. You felt bad after that, right? Yeah, see? How do you think that made the toilet feel?

Just a little effort is all it takes. Use bleach now and then, try not to eat too many spicy burritos, and get a flush handle night light. And your toilet will stay with you forever.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• Unique Flush Handle Night Light replaced an ordinary front mounted handle
• A night light for sleepy time visits, and conveniently located in your new flush handle
• Soft, sleep-friendly touch
• Automatic turn off
• Glows in the Dark
• Easy to install
• Requires 9 volt battery (Included)
• Hidden click release

In the box:

• Flush Light
• 9 Volt Battery