Alpha Force WWII Aces or Modern Aces – 6 PackAlpha Force WWII Aces or Modern Aces – 6 Pack

Everything Was Better In My Day, Vol. LXXIX

Bah! You flyboys today, you can keep your fancy stealth jump-jets and your supersonic whatzits. Even our model planes are better.

Now double-ya double-ya two, that was a real war fought by real warriors. You’d’a sent my old squadron over there to Vietnam, we’d’a had Ho Chi Minh singing “Stars and Stripes Forever” by lunchtime. Yeah, I know it doesn’t have any words. That’s how good we were.

You want proof? Well, you ain’t sprechen zie Deutsch today, are you? Besides, look at how these Alpha Force WWII Flying Aces model planes stack up to the Modern Aces line. The P-47D Thunderbolt, the P-51D Mustang, the Messerschmitt Me 109 F – those are real spitfire death machines, at 1:100 scale. All these Modern Aces can manage is 1:144. Sure, ours need a little glue to put them together, and it’s not included, so you’ll have to get it yourself. Too tough for you, Top Gun? I guess that’s why you still haven’t found that nogoodnik Bin Laden.

So what if the Modern Aces snap together more easily, in a wider variety of configurations? Bomb doors open or closed? Landing gear up or down? Landing gear doors open or closed? Who cares? Lemme know how much that helps when you’ve got the Luftwaffe breathing down your keister.

And don’t even get me started on the helicopters. What are you running here, a war or a morning traffic report?

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

 

  • This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm

Alpha Force WWII Pack Models:

Recommended Ages: 8+

Features:

  • Assembles in minutes
  • 1:144 Scale Plastic Model Kit
  • Display Base Included
  • Completely pre-painted and decorated
  • No messy decals

Additional Information:

  • Not a toy: This product has small parts, sharp parts and moving parts
  • Note: Glue not included – Use plastic model cement with fine-tip applicator or brush

Modern Aces Pack Models:

Recommended Ages: 14+

Features:

  • Assembles in minutes
  • 1:100 Scale Plastic Model Kit
  • Display Base Included
  • Completely pre-painted and decorated
  • No messy decals
  • Not a toy: This product has small parts, sharp parts and moving parts

In the box:

  • Your Choice: Alpha Force WWII Six Pack or Modern Aces Six Pack